December 2011
8 posts
I wouldn’t mind sharing a meal with Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, and Ben...
– Greta, completely out of nowhere
No! Not my cookie pile!
– Greta when I reached for a cookie
Ohhh, I hate when eating makes me sweat.
– Greta
Brian, some people think you’re hideous!
– Greta
I would rather get my legs chopped off than be tickled.
– Greta
Is my voice high-pitched??
– Greta
Brian! I’m being cute!
– Greta after I told her to stop pretending to be a sloth
Shut up, Rudolph! You fuck-nosed reindeer!
– Greta yelling at a commercial for the old Rudolph movie