December 2011
8 posts
“I wouldn’t mind sharing a meal with Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, and Ben...”
– Greta, completely out of nowhere
Dec 29th
“No! Not my cookie pile!”
– Greta when I reached for a cookie
Dec 26th
“Ohhh, I hate when eating makes me sweat.”
– Greta
Dec 26th
“Brian, some people think you’re hideous!”
– Greta
Dec 24th
“I would rather get my legs chopped off than be tickled.”
– Greta
Dec 23rd
“Is my voice high-pitched??”
– Greta
Dec 18th
“Brian! I’m being cute!”
– Greta after I told her to stop pretending to be a sloth
Dec 14th
“Shut up, Rudolph! You fuck-nosed reindeer!”
– Greta yelling at a commercial for the old Rudolph movie
Dec 7th