Penny for your thoughts?
Greta to Daisy
- Me: Greta, would some people call you repulsive?
- Greta: I hope so!
I wouldn’t mind sharing a meal with Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, and Ben Wyatt from Parks & Recreation.
Greta, completely out of nowhere
No! Not my cookie pile!
Greta when I reached for a cookie
Ohhh, I hate when eating makes me sweat.
Greta
Brian, some people think you’re hideous!
Greta
I would rather get my legs chopped off than be tickled.
Greta
Is my voice high-pitched??
Greta
Brian! I’m being cute!
Greta after I told her to stop pretending to be a sloth
Shut up, Rudolph! You fuck-nosed reindeer!
Greta yelling at a commercial for the old Rudolph movie
